Joke Open Mic IAP Tour 2008 Statistics

Drinks consumed: 12 (2 received, 2 bought for others)

Compliments received: 6 (3 backhanded)

MySpace contacts received: 3

Gigs offered: 1 (0 followed through)

Best part of doing this story: When Gmail hears you talking about open mic, it sends you an ad asking “Are you emo? Take the emo quiz.”