17 incidents I shared with my roommate
Shenanigans from our first semester at MIT
College is a lot of work, and as clumsy students know, classes aren’t where the struggle ends. As a British freshman living away from home for the first time, I was lucky enough to find a great roommate to struggle through the first semester with. Here is a list I’ve compiled of 17 memorable experiences we shared this term.
- I fell off my top bunk and rebounded off my wardrobe door, thereby cracking it, and rolled over into my roomie’s bedpost. 
- We went paintballing with a frat during Rush. 10/10 would recommend! However, if you are not wearing knee-pads, do not pretend you are Lara Croft and skid on your knees, unless you prefer your body without skin. 
- Roomie lost Egyptian Ratscrew (a card slapping game) and sulked for an hour. 
- I asked roomie to pass me an eraser in a very British way, and she explained to me that asking for a “rubber” in the US was asking for a condom. 
- Roomie invited me to Ultimate Frisbee “because it’s a chill practice today,” but practice was actually serious, so I just awkwardly sat on the sidelines since I wasn’t part of the team. 
- I offered to make roomie a birthday cake, and everything went wrong — the second layer broke in half, the icing was runny and time was running out. However, we salvaged it in the end! Pro-tip: when your cake breaks, just stick it back together with icing and pretend the visible cake crumbles are part of the “cookies and cream” effect. 
- Roomie and I tried going to the gym but were intimidated by the crowd of people there, so we walked back out because we are both bad influences on each other. 
- We went to the mountains of New Hampshire for a Random Hall hiking trip over Veteran’s Day weekend, and I got whacked in the eye with a branch (I’m fine, thanks for the concern). 
- I introduced roomie to Primark (a popular British clothing store; there’s one at Downtown Crossing). She described it as “a cheaper, less hipster Forever 21.” 
- We adopted a cat — our baby, Mercury. 
- Our cat slapped roomie when roomie threatened her with a spray bottle. 
- We left our cat behind when a fire alarm went off because she wouldn’t get in her new carrier (she’s fine, it was a drill!). 
- We went to the vet for a $1 check-up and ended up with a bill for $120 antibiotics. 
- I ate carrot cake that the cat had licked, and roomie only told me after. 
- Roomie invited me to The Tech (she’s staff) for dinner, and we ended up addicted to Overcooked. We have now racked up many hours on The Tech’s PS4 (please help). 
- We ran against each other for secretary of Random Hall. (No one else ran. She won. I’m not bitter.) 
- We went swimming so I could teach roomie to pass the swim test, but I ended up smashing my face into the pool tiles because I forgot we were in the training pool, rather than the deep one. Try explaining to someone that the floor gave you a black eye. 
All in all, we had a very eventful first semester and great bonding experiences. Shout-out to Ivana, my wonderful roommate! (She made me say that…)
 
 
 
 
