Opinion
satire
Administrators roll out retaliatory self-grading scheme
Students are expected to self-place on the normal grading curves.
Opinion
satire
TikTok popularity irrefutably correlated with U.S. unemployment claims
As we increase the log of Google search interest in TikToks, we see an irrefutable rise in initial unemployment claims as reported on a weekly basis by the NSA.
Opinion
satire
IFC votes to implement “six inch rule” for beer pong
“If separating our cups by six inches means our hospitals are better equipped to handle the influx of patients, then that’s what we’ve gotta do.”
Opinion
satire
Corona extra extra, read all about it!
“Choose your fighter: ‘Love is Blind’ or ‘The Bachelor.’”
Opinion
satire
Year-end bonuses
On the absurd myopia of companies paying out bonuses to their employees as a result of the tax bill